Sunday Jukebox

I would greatly appreciate it if you all would do me a wee favour.  You see, I’m saving up for a new Lens for me camera.  Every time someone clicks on an add, I get a wee droplet of cashola in me account.  I’m not one to beg for anything, but please harmlessly click on one.  It won’t hurt, I promise.  :)

To show you folks that I am a gentleman, I’ll make you a promise.  From Monday ‘til the blogosphere falls off the economic precipice that we are all being pushed over, I’ll blog once a day excluding Sunday, of course.  I’m not sure what ‘ll blog about.  Perhaps how I’m sick of talking to wood floors and tile that don’t talk back until dark. 

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The blog will be eccentric in nature just like its owner.  One day, I may write a wee poem.  Then next day, I may rant about latex paint.  You never know what you’ll find, when you click over the border to Davisville. 

P.S.:  Congrats to all that won and didn’t win at the IBA’s

P.P.S.:  For your musical entertainment on this grand Sunday, I present to you, Love Story by Taylor Swift.  Why her you ask?  Is it not obvious?    :)

Tempestuous Wake

It was a particularly warm and stormy Allhallows Eve on that fateful night.  A storm was building round the ridges of the mountains that encircled the house.  Flaming orange streaks ripped across the steel grey horizon to the west.

Grandpa sat in his rocking chair next to the oil fired stove in the corner.  Unswayed by the roar thundering down the cotton hills, he sipped a cup of coffee and read the paper.

Nanna, on the other hand, gazed intently out at the lightning dancing around the pine trees.  She and I sat on the couch under the south facing window and watched the dark clouds spill over the mountain tops and down to the valley below.

She turned to me with those beady green eyes and elevated eyebrows, and asked, “Would you like me to tell you scary story?”.

“He’ll have nightmares”, grandpa said, as he lit a cigar.

“No I won’t”, I muttered as the wind whooshed ‘round the house.

“Wuuuuhhhhhh”, he whispered while making spooky noises across the room.

“Behave Dee”, Nanna hollered whilst smiling at him.

“Are you ready?”  She enquired, as she looked out at the closing storm.

“I’m ready”, I whispered while sitting Indian style.

“I grew up in a log cabin up high in the mountains….”

“What were the logs made of?”  I asked with great enthusiasm.

“Let me finish”, she muttered as the wind picked up outside.

“How many rooms did it have?”

“Let me finish, please”, she stated, as she and grandpa laughed.

“Sorry…”

“Anyway, I grew up in a small log cabin with eight brothers and sisters.  All of us slept in one bed, except for Frank.  We called him stinky.  He had a cot to himself.  Momma and daddy slept in the main quarters next to the kitchen.  It was a small place for so many kids….”

“When does it get scary?”

Grandpa laughed so hard that he almost spit out his cigar.

Nanna patted me on the head, and said, “Hush".

“One evening in the fall, Carey, the eldest sister, and I went down to the creek to fill four pails with water, as we did almost every evening when the boys had been out working.  We had supper that night without a care in the world.  Dad played the harmonica and mother played the dulcimer by the fire, as us kids sat in awe of them…”

“What happened next?”  I demanded as a loud crack of thunder rumbled through the house.

“The next morning I went to wake Sarah to feed the animals and collect eggs for breakfast.  I found her side of the bed was soaked with sweat.  She was burning up with fever and uttering nonsense.  We sent Frank on horseback to Dr. Billings house a few miles away.”

“What happened to your sister?”

Grandpa laughed again and went to the kitchen.

“Boy”

“By the time he got there….”

“Who?”

“The doctor…zip it!”

“When he arrived, we were all gathered around Carey.  Mother was praying and reading passages from the family bible, while I and the other sister kept cool rags on her forehead.  We had seen it before.  I once had nine siblings, but Daniel died of a the same fate”, she mumbled, as she got up to light another candle.

Nanna ran through the house closing windows, forgetting the one where we sat.  She and papa came back from the kitchen, he with a glass of milk and her with a ball of yarn and needle.

“All of the kids, including myself, huddled around the kitchen table praying and holding back our tears.  We feared the worse for good reason.  We had already lost a brother. 

A great chill went down my spine, as I heard mother scream to the top of her lungs.  Dr. Billings shortly followed by dad came down the ladder.  I had never seen my father that way.  He had no expression on his face.  It was as though there was no soul in his body.  Frank and the four other boys followed him outside.  Sarah, the youngest of the bunch, and myself went up to find mother cradling Carey in her arms.

Mother rocked back and forth all night with Carey, stroking her hair and singing to her.  The next morning we discovered Carey dead in mothers sleeping arms.”

“What did she die of?”

Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever…Damn ticks!”

“Me and mother dressed her in her favourite dress that father had purchased for her while on a trip to Raleigh.  All of our friends and neighbours showed up that afternoon at the church for the wake.”

“You didn’t wait three days?”  I asked with curiosity

“We didn’t embalm people on those day, so the faster the better.”

“Oh!”

“That night, mother woke up screaming.  None of us could sleep, so she told us about her nightmare.  She had dreamed that Carey wasn’t dead and that she was still alive.  Mother demanded that we go dig her up right then in the dead of night. 

Daddy cracked open a bottle of moonshine and paced back and forth in the tiny kitchen.  She became increasingly excited and pleaded with us to dig her up.  Father tried to calm her down but to no avail. 

At daybreak the next morning, I awoke still sitting at the kitchen table.  Mother and father were gone.  Fearful of what I might see, I ran to the church.  Just as I approached the church, I heard mother wailing.  I turned the corner of the church to discover the preacher and my parents crying and leaning over the freshly dug up casket.

As I ran towards them, the preacher screamed and motioned for me to stop.  I kept runnin’…”

“Was she still alive?”  I pleaded, as my eyes grew to the size of the oatmeal pie that grandfather was devouring.

“What I…what I saw has stayed with me all of my life”, she said, as she gulped and turned to the light show outside.

“Father turned with rivulets of tears streaming down his cheeks and cried for me to stop.  I didn’t.  I discovered my beautiful sister in shambles.  We had buried her alive.”

“Oh God”, I yelled as a limb on the pine tree outside the window splintered and broke.

“Her long elegant fingers had been whittled to nubs, and all of her hair had been ripped out.  Small gashes and blood covered her face and arms.  I turned away from the horrific sight to find the top of the casket.  On the underside of it a message was inscribed”, she muttered, as her voice shook with fear.

“What did it say?”  I demanded, as my eyes twitched.

“It said, “”I curse all that put me in this box for all eternity and wish you all a happy Allhallows Eve””, she whispered whilst cackling like an evil witch.

“Aaarrgghhh”, I yelled!

“She really did have a sister that was buried alive”, grandpa muttered whilst lighting another cigar.

At that moment, lightning struck a tree in the yard, setting it ablaze.  Grandpa fought the wind and hail long enough to put out the fire. 

He ran back inside, and yelled, “A tornado is a comin’”.

We huddled together in the bathroom until the tornado passed.  It skipped over his house and ravaged several homes a few streets over.  I never forgot that night, nor did I quit asking about the girl in the coffin.  He swore it was true, but she never would confirm it.

Riddled countenance

Over the past few weeks I’ve been of an ill humour.  My countenance has been riddled with an atrocious scowl.  After much reflection and a bit of intuition, I finally figured out what was wrong.  Like so many of my fellow bloggers, I’m a very creative person.  I have to put my artistic talents to use or pay the consequences.  In the last few weeks, I”ve worked so much that I’ve not had time to write poetry or short stories, take or edit magnificent photos that boggle the senses, or draw the things I love.  It is imperative that I do these things no matter how trivial they seem to others.  I’d lose my sanity without my crative outlets.  My prose would drive me mad!

I’m a dreamer, a fantacist of sorts.  I dream of a better world in which people actually get that which they deserve.  Good or bad.  About halfway through an incredibly boring workday, I caught myself doodling characters from a short story I started writing but never finished.  I had everyone at work laughing at the drawing of the auld witch and the squirrel innocently encamping in the eve of her house.

So, to keep from going mad for the twenty-three days I have left at my job, I’m setting aside time to do what I do best.

Speaking of work, I’ve got to be there in twenty minutes.  Have a grand week all…

Muse

Okay…Well, my honest muse got a hold on me last night and wouldn’t let go, until I released the previous post. Evidently it scared or spooked you all – you know, the truth and all that. I was going to write a long post apologising for it, but I decided against it. If you can’t handle a little truth every now and again from a guy that is just trying to tell you a story that may educate you in some manner, as I hope to be educated by each of you, then maybe you need to reflect on your own insecurities.

Look, I do get a bit long winded about the truth and perhaps I do write stuff that is a bit sad sometimes. But, that is life, with all of its ups and downs. People are like the seasons, for they are constantly in transformation, like myself.

The bullshitting fictional muse is on call from sun up ’til I get home in the evening. By that time, the grand clown of muse is ready for a nap, so I let the non-fictional/honest muse out. That muse knows all ’bout the heart wrenching feelings portrayed in some of my stories. Occasionally, he’ll add a bit more drama or change a name or place to protect the innocent, but in the end, the stories written on this blog are my own. And, you’ll have to admit that I’m one unique abstract individual. We are all unique in our own ways, and we can each express it in different ways.

At present, my muses voices are reminding me of how I laughed out loud at the guy across from me, because of the lying and scheming advances he was making towards a gorgeous blonde. They are also screaming for me to tell you of how bad I wanted to slap the know-it-all attitude out of the artsy hyper bloke sitting next to me on the bus to the museum. But, most of all, they want me to express how exhilarating it was for me to stand and almost touch art that was over four thousand years old, how captivated I was while standing in front of “The Tiber” and the “Statue of Neshor”, and how I reflected on the clay “The Passion of the God Lilu”.

As much as I love the art work itself, I always find myself thinking about the artist behind it. Who was this person? Did they have a family? Was he or she a hard labourer? What inspired them? Who supported them?

Anyhew, I hope you all have a grand weekend. Wish my sheep counting well. Baahh! :)
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