The infamous Brian F. and that wascally wabbit, K8 the Gr8 have tagged me for an intriguing and hilarious meme. It’s a twist that the B man came up with after getting the meme from SparkyBing and Wordnerd.
1.Your rock star name (first pet, current car) – Zack S10
For you holy eardrums only, I present the heart pounding and strumming rocker, Alsatian S10, straight from Berlin.
2.Your gangsta name (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe) – Strawberry Boots
Suupppppppppp????? DJ Strawberry Boots is ‘n da house!
3.Your Native American name (favorite color, favorite animal) – Emerald Squirrel
Emerald Squirrel pursues a doe in amidst tall witnesses of his ancestors hunting grounds. He pauses in the thicket as the doe feeds. He clinches his fist tightly around his grandfathers bow, pulls back, aims, and releases. The auld spectators open their arms with glee to see what the prize be.
4.Your soap opera name (middle name, city where you were born) – Shane Greene-ville
Get the fuck away from my woman Shane Greeneville.
5.Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name) – Davje
Davje, I am not your father! I may have asked your mother to come up and see my etchings, but that doesn’t mean that you’re my son. She had many pursuers.
6.Superhero name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) – Lazuline Guinness
Thank you, Lazuline Guinness. How can I ever repay you? Madam, the man of steel could use some lubrication.
7.NASCAR name (the first names of your grandfathers) – Ruthel Luther
Ruthel Luther slides into the smoky wreckage in the third turn. Will he make it out? This is for the cup folks……….And, he makes it out without a scratch. The crowd jumps up and cheers as the lone driver passes the finish line.
8.Dancer name (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy) – Intuition Brittle
Intuition Brittle terpsichores around the dance floor like lump of lead skipping across a pond.
9.TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter) – Quinn Quebec
South Kakalaky’s number one meteorologist, Quinn Quebec, will be on at eleven with breaking news. Sunshine!
10.Spy name (your favorite season/holiday, flower) – Fall Tulip
Merka’s most covert intelligence officer, Fall Tulip, should be breaking into Kim Jong-il’s inner sanctum any second. Dear God. We just got a report from the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff’s office. It appears that Fall Tulip has been hit by a blast of nuclear bugers but is still going, slinging the slime of his night vision goggles as he proceeds.
11.Cartoon name:(favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now) – Apple Jeans
Jeezzz Apple Jeans. That was a close one. Time to fade into the criminal realm and take a bite out of crime.
12.Hippie name (what you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree) – Banana Dogwood
Hey, Banana Dogwood, slip me some of that happy grass. Or, as yuz guyz call it, Mary Jane.
13.Movie (or porn) star name (first pet, first street where you lived) – Zack Whitehorse
Zack Whitehorse stomps down Arch street with a Louisville Slugger in one hand and a fist full of vengeance in the other.
Who can I pester with this wee meme? Me thinks that Baino and Grannymar could use some pestering. 
Of course, this is open to anyone that would like to play along.
