Sshhhh…

It is of my opinion that that fecker, Maxi, has went to great lengths to infiltrate and destroy K8Opia.  His latest attempt to freeze my communications with the Queen, K8 the Gr8, has been foiled.  After much interrogation, his slimy cronies have turned in his latest GPS location.  It turns out that Cane the Pain and his shrinking group of cohorts are plotting the destruction of K8Opia, and dare I say it, Cackaloo! 

This potentate can not be trusted.  One of our spies recently penetrated a so-called shelter for orphaned children.  It turns out that he put the boys in a sectioned off wing that genetically turns them into evil mutant soldiers, while the girls are put into sweat shops.  His deplorable actions do not stop there! 

I thought of nuking his arse and ended it, but that would be too quick for a vile character such as him.  Chemical warfare was put on the table, but we decided on Biological warfare.  So, we are asking all citizens of K8Opia to capture their flatus and bring it to the Queen’s palace.  By the time this transmission goes out, a giant fart bomb will be released over Maxi Cane and his chums current position.  Hopefully, he will suffer worse than his subjects have.

Flyers, radios, and food will be dropped over MaxiLand immediately.  K8 the Gr8 is a kind and gracious queen.  The people of Maxiland will have a chance to defect or stay and create their own free nation.

All hail the Queen!

In MaxiLand another child goes hungry in a neighborhood just blocks away from one where Maxi is too full to eat another bite. Somewhere another citizen rises up against him only to be beaten to death in dark alleys. Somewhere another twelve-year-old is gunned down by Maxi’s army.

But somewhere, there have also always been people, like K8, who believe that this isn’t the way it was supposed to be – that things should be different. People who believe that while evil and suffering can be replaced with miracles and boundless dreams – a place where we’re not afraid to face down the greatest challenges in pursuit of the greater good; a place where, against all odds, we overcome.  K8Opia!

Join us to fight evil tyrants over the globe and throughout the universe, such as Maxi Laxi!