Hey barkeep, tell us the story.

In the previous post, I discussed a party I went to over the previous weekend.  Believe it or not there was more to that party.  The music may have slowed a bit, but it didn’t stop ‘til dawn.

I find myself behind the bar serving shots of Vodka, Whiskey, Scotch, and Bourbon.  There were three or four men wobbling around, smoking cigarettes, and laughing.  The atmosphere was one of a man cave.  Smoke is so thick I can barely see to pour.  And, the rolling stones are blaring through a myriad of speakers inside and outside on the deck.  All of this is going on at about 3AM.

One of the blokes holds up his glass, and says, “Here, Here”.

“What are we celebrating?”  Asks another whilst trying not to fall backwards.

“Your health”, says I.

Everyone busts into laughter, spilling expensive booze in the process.

“To America and Ireland, may they both shine brightly again(A mate that has researched his ancestors since I told him of my adventure researching mine.).”

“I’ll drink to that”, says I, whilst pouring myself a shot of Jameson.

One of the guys drunkenly spills his booze.

“Don’t worry about it.  Not even the president can do it right”, says I whilst laughing.

“So JD, is it true that European women don’t shave?”  One of them ask a bit arrogantly.  You tell one person something in confidence and then everyone knows.

“Ah come on fellas.  Go over and find out for yourselves.”  Says I, trying to change the subject.

“Was she bare, bikini waxed, or natural?”  One of them asks like a giddy school boy.

I looked around the room.  There were no women in sight, so I said something inappropriate and all of the guys laughed.  About that time I heard a shuffle behind me.  It was a good friends wife whom I immensely respect.  She didn’t say anything standing there with a handful of rubbish.   She just gave me the look of disappointment that is worse than a stabbing.

“What would you expect me to say, you know what she did?”  I pleadingly yell, trying to excuse my own ignorance.

“I’d expect you to tell them to mind their own damn business”, says she whilst going up the stairs.  She has been a good friends throughout the years.  Disappointing her is like disappointing my mother or an aunt.

“I’m proud of ya, JD”, says one of them whilst heading up the stairs to pass out.

That’s when I went and sat by the waters edge and listened to the serene rhythmic terpsichore of the water lapsing against shoreline.

Point of post:  When it comes to your women, present or past, gents, keep your mouths shut.  I know better but half drunkenly rambled on anyway.  Me running my mouth was what started our demise in the first place.  Smile

Artistic Licence

One day last week, I was at work doing audits and such as I do everyday when a box of screws fell and splattered into a marvellous figure of a dolphin.  Seeing the dolphin in the jumble of screws, I studied it lying lying there on the frigid concrete floor.  A moment later my boss came over, and asked, “What are you doing?”

“Ah…well, I saw a figure of a dolphin in these screws….I’ll get them cleaned up, boss.”  I said whilst rearranging them again in my mind.

“Boy, you ain’t right”, he laughingly muttered, as he walked off.

Friday, we were getting off of work late.  I was in an atrocious mood that had been spiralling out of control all week.  We had been working from before dawn ‘til after dusk every night.  I’m not one to be around, if I don’t get my creative time in.  I must write, take photos and transform them, draw, or do something creative everyday.  It is imperative that I do these things to keep my sanity, just as some people must pop pills to make themselves feel happy.

An older gentleman that was working in the business where we were working asked me why I was in such a brooding mood.  I had not said a word to the man whilst entering data, but I guess he could tell.  My boss stepped in, and said, “Ah, he gets this way every time it rains.  The weather reminds him of Ireland.”

I spun around and yelled, “Don’t be telling people my worries, sir”.

“You from Ireland, lad?”  The old man asked, intrigued by the statement.

“No, I am from here, the states, but my ancestors, the majority, were from Ireland.”

“I grew up in Philadelphia, but my father was from Cork.”  The old man said with extreme excitement.

“Ask him about the woman he lost over there", my boss stated whilst snickering.

“Yes…yes…yes…Tell the whole world about my life.  Stick to your own, how about it.” 

“So, you’ve been to the Republic?”  The man asked, as he leaned over the desk.

We talked for a full hour about our families histories, Ireland, youth, art, books, writers, and the like.  I didn’t realise it at the time because I was so intertwined in the conversation, but we had an audience of workers listening to our stories about our adventures and our families adventures to the states.  One girl chimed in and said that she was Irish.  I asked her if she was born in Ireland clearly for my own amusement.  She dropped her head and said no.  I asked her what her maiden name was, and she said, “Yeats”.  I said, “Well, you could be related to W. B. Yeats”.

“Who is that?”  She earnestly asked.

The old man and myself busted into laughter. 

“He was a brilliant poet and writer that should not be overlooked.  Instead of reading one of those little pretentious novels with no substance, grab one of the classics once and a while.”  I said while trying not to humiliate her. 

I said my goodbyes and traded contacts with the auld fella.  I offered to try and help him find some missing people in his tree.  The boss came up to me as I was leaving, and said, “I’m sorry, JD”.

“For what?”

“It is obvious that you hold art, literature, history, and your family very close.  These things are a part of you, and I am sorry for trying to suppress them.  My God man, you lit up like a beacon, when you started talking about Ireland, art, and stuff.”

“Don’t worry about it, boss.  My dreams and ambitions may be suppressed at times but never are they gone, for if they die, I die along with them.”

“Like I said before, boy, you ain’t right”

We both laughed while exiting and ran through the torrent sheets of rain towards our cars. 

 

Reason for posting this nonsense?  My luck has been turning around lately.  There’s a brilliant dawning around the corner.  Wait and see.  :)

Dust off Yer Boots

In this massive episode laced with craic, Brian F., K8 the Gr8, Grandad, Dr. Don, and myself hash out everything about nothing.  K8 and Grandad savour their Curry while Brian collides with the law.  We discuss the pork industry and the hysteria that is H1N1.  Brian bitches about the cold and Dr. Don and myself reminisce about radioactive snowcream from a bygone era.  We ramble on about a main street trampling and deer whistles.  Do they attract or detract?

Later, we learn the meaning of deer jerky along with every other kind of jerky.  Christmas and wee sprrogs are mentioned as well as court dates.  I wonder about my future wanderings through Ireland with nothing but a backpack, a camera, and a smile to keep me company.  We debate whether Indian food is slimming or fattening.  Saint Patrick’s Day and the roaring Celtic Tiger are uttered.

In the final bit of the show, we discuss electric pipes, podcasting microphones, the best version of Windows, celebrities, the media, camel toes, metro-techies, and much much more.  Please tune in for the next instalment.

Download it Now:  Dust of Yer Boots

DIRTY BOOTS

Being that I’m a country boy (can’t escape it no matter where I go), I decided to add this hilarious song about a chap that wins the lotto.  It’s called “Toes”.  That’s relevant to Boots, right?  :)

Relationship Faults

All of us have faults and baggage.  It’s part of being human.  Faults and baggage really come to light when one enters into a relationship.  Both parties learn of one another’s mannerisms and history.  It is quite intriguing, really.  Of course, the human experience fascinates me.  For so many years, I missed out on wild rollercoaster that is relationships. 

Like most folks, I have a ton of baggage.  I tend to be a wee bit overbearing, a father figure of sorts.   I’m always older than the women I date.  (insert joke here)  This has afforded me great arguments that I always lose, because all men are wrong, evidently.    :)

Another thing that I and others have notice about moi, is that I tend to go into things at full steam.  This time ‘round, I’m taking my time.  The faster I rush into things, the harder I crash. 

Yet another is something that unhinges a lot of people, especially her.  I tell tales of Ireland when an opportunity arises.  I don’t do it to be cocky or to seem overly worldly.  Most people in this part of the southern US my age and older have never been anywhere.  They think a trip is an overnight travel to the next city.  I do it for the craic.  I have a lot of good memories from Ireland.  It comes off to some people like I’m trying be a preppy show off, when that is certainly not the case.  I try to explain that Ireland is not an evil place just because it is near Iran in the dictionary!   :)

After this evening, I’m forbidden to bring up Eire on our next outing.  It will be hard, as I’m trying to learn Irish and am subsequently muttering Irish words at every chance.  

Finally, I care too much.  Really.  I worry ‘bout her and several other people too much.  There are local robberies and shootings on the news every evening.  This does not help.  I am working on it though.  Let the chips fall where they may, I guess.

I realise that this is a sorry excuse for a post.  It’s more of critique of myself.  A bit of self exploration, as it were.

So, now that I have totally bored you all to bits, what are your faults?

Question?

Last night, I went for a stroll in the frigid rain.  I walked through the park with only the moonlight seeping through the rain laden maple trees to guide me.

There are several pivotal moments in a persons life that will forever change his or her life.  I am at one of those moments.  There are paths that we all take either by fate or by choice.  Sometimes we pace in a circle so long that we create a trench that we can’t get out of.  The unknown path can be the best to take.

What are human beings but explorers?  The words person and individual fall under explorer in most Thesaurus’s.  How can we learn, if we do not explore our minds and world around us and beyond our sight?

Illumination has been great importance in my life over the past four years.  I spent the first two-thirds of my life in seclusion.  I was made to believe that the world outside the little bubble I lived in was evil and horrific. 

Now that I have broken out of that shallow bubble, I see a world full of good people such as myself.  America is not God’s country, the entire globe belongs to God.  The petty differences we have over race and religion are ludicrous, when one thinks about how similar we are. 

The hopes and dreams of the world are so alike.  No matter where a person may grow up or what rung on the social ladder they are put on by birth, they want the same things as you and me.  Do we not all need food, shelter, and love?  Do we not all look up at the stars at night and wonder?

For a long time, I’ve had this overwhelming feeling pushing me to explore beyond what I am accustomed to.  I am at a point in my life, where I feel that I must push myself and go beyond that which I have done in the past.

I do not hate the place where I was born, nor do I hate my country of origin.  But, there is still an underlying impression that I must leave for my own good.  That is why I tried the move to Ireland.

To live in one place all of my life and never make a difference in the grand scheme of things is utterly useless.  There is nothing holding me here, so I might as well take a leap of faith. 

I would like your honest opinion about something.  I am seriously considering joining the Peace Corp.  If I join, I can help people all over the world.  I’d learn a new culture and learn a great deal from the local people.  It’d be a simple existence for two years, but it’d be worth it.  So, should I go for it?

Mind you, I’d have to be medically cleared, which would be a huge task of its own.  I would have to work hard to help out the locals, but it’d be well worth the sweat in the end.

They’d probably send me to somewhere like Honduras or Belize, since I speak Spanish.  But, they could send me to Africa or as far east as Kazakhstan.  I can prefer a region but they make the ultimate decision based on my skills.

What say you?