In the previous post, I discussed a party I went to over the previous weekend. Believe it or not there was more to that party. The music may have slowed a bit, but it didn’t stop ‘til dawn.
I find myself behind the bar serving shots of Vodka, Whiskey, Scotch, and Bourbon. There were three or four men wobbling around, smoking cigarettes, and laughing. The atmosphere was one of a man cave. Smoke is so thick I can barely see to pour. And, the rolling stones are blaring through a myriad of speakers inside and outside on the deck. All of this is going on at about 3AM.
One of the blokes holds up his glass, and says, “Here, Here”.
“What are we celebrating?” Asks another whilst trying not to fall backwards.
“Your health”, says I.
Everyone busts into laughter, spilling expensive booze in the process.
“To America and Ireland, may they both shine brightly again(A mate that has researched his ancestors since I told him of my adventure researching mine.).”
“I’ll drink to that”, says I, whilst pouring myself a shot of Jameson.
One of the guys drunkenly spills his booze.
“Don’t worry about it. Not even the president can do it right”, says I whilst laughing.
“So JD, is it true that European women don’t shave?” One of them ask a bit arrogantly. You tell one person something in confidence and then everyone knows.
“Ah come on fellas. Go over and find out for yourselves.” Says I, trying to change the subject.
“Was she bare, bikini waxed, or natural?” One of them asks like a giddy school boy.
I looked around the room. There were no women in sight, so I said something inappropriate and all of the guys laughed. About that time I heard a shuffle behind me. It was a good friends wife whom I immensely respect. She didn’t say anything standing there with a handful of rubbish. She just gave me the look of disappointment that is worse than a stabbing.
“What would you expect me to say, you know what she did?” I pleadingly yell, trying to excuse my own ignorance.
“I’d expect you to tell them to mind their own damn business”, says she whilst going up the stairs. She has been a good friends throughout the years. Disappointing her is like disappointing my mother or an aunt.
“I’m proud of ya, JD”, says one of them whilst heading up the stairs to pass out.
That’s when I went and sat by the waters edge and listened to the serene rhythmic terpsichore of the water lapsing against shoreline.
Point of post: When it comes to your women, present or past, gents, keep your mouths shut. I know better but half drunkenly rambled on anyway. Me running my mouth was what started our demise in the first place. ![]()
