Redlight Antics

A few days ago I entered a pact with K8 the Gr8.  If one of us blogs, the other has to.  It has worked out great and finally got me off my arse and got my fingers on the keyboard where they belong.  I’m writing whatever comes to mind, ‘til I can sort out some short fiction that I’m working on.

This evening, I decided to go down to city centre to peruse the park and surroundings and hopefully get some pictures.  I got more than I bargained for, but I like surprises.  I was making my way through the exhaust fumes of the traffic, when out of the corner of my eye I caught a glimpse of a redhead that that I know standing on the corner when I was about to turn.

I rolled down the window, leaned out, and said, “Hey Red, come here”.

 

She looked over while jabbering something inaudible on her mobile.  She came running over with those beaming green eyes and her infamous strawberry golden ringlets flailing in the summer zephyr.

“What are you doing down here?”  I asked whilst observing the man in a BMW convertible, grinning from ear to ear.

“I’m down here to meet some girlfriends for dinner”, she said whilst leaning into the truck.

“Can I come along?”  I asked while watching her look at herself in the side mirror.

The light is about to turn green by this point.

“No”, she exclaims.

“Get your cute butt in here and you can hang out with me ‘til they get here.”

She hopped in the other side and I looked over at the guy in the BMW.  He shook his head, and yelled, “Man, I ain’t never seen a white boy pick up a chick like that.  You sure you’re not part brother?”

“Hey, I’m everyone’s brother”, I said, as I laughingly pulled away.

She hung out with me while I took pictures and told me about every minute of everyday I had missed.  She talks 24/7!  Smile

The girls showed up and they went off to play.  I love her to bits, but my patience for her antics is finite these days.  Actually, she and Scarlet from a previous post are a lot alike.  That’s what scares me!  What can I say, I have a genetic predisposition for redheads.  Smile

 

Shalom

A few weeks ago, I decided to take a cruise down main street in the auld Beetle.  I journeyed down main street giving people the peace sign in reply to their thumbs up.  I parked at the end of South Main and made my way up the road towards bricked area of city centre.  I spotted a man sitting on a bench that looked like he could use some company, so I enquired, “Pardon me, sir, would you mind if I sit for a spell?”

He nodded and I sat down beside him and bathed in the spring sunbeams.  The man looked a little out of place amongst the myriad of striplings ambling up and down the pavement.  He was a white headed bearded chap wearing dress slacks, a tweed sport coat, and gleaming Sunday shoes.  There was a silver Star of David glistening on his left lapel. 

The gentleman turned as if to enquire about something.  “Was that you in that old Beetle that came past here a few minutes ago?” 

“Yes, sir.”  I answered with great delight, hoping to start a conversation.

“I had one back in the 50’s, when I lived in England”, he stated with an overwhelming smile.

“Was it a split window, Beetle?”  I asked with excitement.

“Yes, it was a split window, Beetle.  You must know your VW’s.”

“I’m surprised, sir, if you don’t mind me saying so.  I didn’t figure that many Jewish people would have anything to do with a car made in Germany, at least back then.”

“Well, they were very economical at the time, and besides, we invented the things”, he answered with a mild smirk overtaking his countenance.

I smiled and said, They are still economical and very good cars, at least the older one’s are”.

I hesitated for a moment pondering whether to ask the question that I really wanted to ask.  He was elderly and theoretically could have survived the holocaust.

“Sir, if you don’t mind me asking…”

“I know the question you are going to ask and the answer is, yes.”

“Were you in Germany at the time?”

He stroked his beard for a bit, and said, “I was 8 years-old, when my father lost his job at Heidelberg University.  Well, he was kicked out by the Nazi’s.  It was 1939 and Hitler and all of his cronies were mercilessly expelling Jews from Germany.  My father had just enough money hidden away to move all of us to England.  I lost a lot of friends and family during those horrific years.  I think that everyone who really wants to know how insidious the Nazi’s were, should visit Aushwitz.  It is one thing to read books or watch a documentary, but it is a whole other ball game to see it.   How does the saying go?  “”Those who don’t know history are destined to repeat it.”””

I almost put my hand up as if answering a question in class, and enunciated, “Edmund Burke is the original orator of that phrase, I think, but it has been rehashed so many times by so many people”.

“Ah right, an Irishman, I believe”, he said whilst stroking his beard and poking at some trash with his cane.

I scratched my head, and said, “I never have understood it, sir.  I have a wee bit of German as well as Jewish blood running through my veins.  I don’t guess…”

Laughingly, he enquired, “You, Jewish ancestors?  I’d take you for being Irish or English.”

“I am mostly Irish, but my mothers, mothers, fathers, mothers, mothers, fathers, fathers, fathers, fathers, father came over from Israel a long time ago.  His grandson, Michael Israel, started the first synagogue in North Carolina.  He and his father, Solomon, fought in the Revolutionary War.  Actually the Germans come in on the same side of the family.  I am proud of all of my ancestors, for if it were not for them, I wouldn’t be here.”

The gentleman leaned back with arched frosty eyebrows and a smile.  “You must be a historian, knowing all of that about your family?” 

“No one in my family seems to care, so I have taken it upon myself to do the research and take the time needed to learn all that I can about all of my ancestors.  Though, I do love history.”

“That’s very admirable of you, son.  We need more people like you in the world”, he said whilst adjusting his hat.

“So, tell me more about yourself, sir”

 

With a great laugh, he responded, “That would take ages, and as you can see, I’m not getting any younger”.

“Where did you grow up in England?”

“We moved around a lot.  My father worked in Reading and London.  London was a great place to be in the 60’s, even for a Jew.”

“When did you move to the states?”  I earnestly enquired.

“Well, I got a job with a great firm in New York, so we moved there in the early 70’s.  My wife had family in Queens, so it wasn’t a hard choice.  We moved to Upstate New York about 15 years ago to get away from the hustle and bustle of city life.”

“What brings you to the upstate of South Carolina, if you don’t mind me asking.”

“We came down for the wedding of a friends granddaughter, but we are also considering moving down here.”

“Ah, that’s grand.”

“Are you sure you’re not from the UK?”  He asked with a mild grin.

“No, I just have some kind friends in Ireland and the UK.  And, I’ve visited a few times.”

“Don’t let the world define you, you define the world.”

“Sir, if has been a pleasure meeting you, if you and your family need any assistance while in town, please give me a call”, I stated whilst giving him my card.

About that time, a crowd of ladies came out of the hotel that is situated directly in city centre.  One of them was an elderly lady making her way towards us.  He gathered up his belongings as the lady got closer. 

“My name is Jefferson Davis, sir.  You all have a safe trip”, I said.

The man turned back around, shook my hand, and said, “My name is Hiram, Hiram Israel.”

I stood there in shock with a half grin on my face as they walked towards the line of restaurants further up main street.  It just proves that you never know who you are going to meet on the street.  I could tell by the tone of his voice that he didn’t want to talk about the Holocaust, or Shoah.  According to him, it’s been 72 years since he left Germany, but it still shakes him to the bone.  I’m just a mere Gentile, but I will not ever forget what happened so many decades ago.  There is no, nor will there ever be, any reason for killing so many people.  The German people put their hopes and dreams in one man and one party.  That was their ultimate downfall.  Few people could predict in 1925 how power would turn Hitler and his cabinet into a bunch of malign despots.

That should be a lesson heeded by the young of today.  Idolise no man.  Aspire to accomplish what other men have accomplished, but never idolise another man for you will surely see him faulter and sink into an abyss of diffidence.  Have faith in yourselves and God, if you so choose.  Even Jesus says in John 10:34, “Ye are gods”.

Define the world, people.  Make it a better place for us all to live in.  Even the most finite ripples in a pond traverse its entire surface.

Chag Sameach Pesach

Group Rantings

I have a gripe that perhaps some of you have as well.  There are tens of thousands of groups on Flickr.  Over the years, I’ve joined quite a few and contribute when I can.  There is an entire segment of groups centralised around the cities in which we reside.  I too think this is grand.  It gives us an opportunity to show how beautiful or ugly our city may be according to the filter we use to perceive our surroundings. 

literacy

Again, the premise is grand but the implementation of such a construct is atrocious.  My home cities group is filled with pictures of food and humorous expressions!  What does that say about the city in which I was born?  We’re funny and fat?  :)   In all fairness, there are shots of grand architecture, landscapes, portraits, and lovely shots that tell compelling stories.  Photography, at least in my wee opinion, is about evoking an emotional response in the viewers.  The trick is to get the actual reaction
you were hoping for.  In just as many instances, however, it is just as important to tell a story with that simple yet daedal medium.

Ask a different photographer, and you’ll get a different answer every time.  :)   Enough rambling.  I’m going to bugger off now and have a cuppa tea.

preening

Eastern Tiger Swallowtail

Literal City

I wrote this wee poem back in late 2008 when things were not so grand in the land of Davis.  I found it today by accident while perusing one of my backup drives.  It speaks for itself, I think. 

Reflecting Footpath

I have watched a myriad
Of red and green lights reflect
In the cloudy rivers edge
When night has settled on this city.

I have trod around the broken green
And clear glass shards on the asphalt,
The flattened blue and silver beer cans
And licking smoke trails of spent ciggies.

I have heard the bellow of engines pass,
The screak of tyres as they brake,
The snares and drums of stereos
That blast from cars stopped at lights.

The smell of damp alley-ways,
From exhaust and discarded crisps
Half drowned in petrol runoff
Assault the air on nights like this.

I have felt the vacuum of empty streets
Between the buildings, wet and cold
With bits of dust and trash and rain
From construction cages on new buildings.

I have turned my back and walked away,
Peered down at the river from the bridge,
Seen amorphous ripple shivers there
And favoured them to the literal city.

Knee in Mouth

The other night, Red and myself were in city centre observing the whacky towners.  We sauntered down main street after leaving the Pub.  A crowd of young women met us at the crosswalk.  One of them caught my eye, as we crossed paths.

She was wearing a very tight jersey and an even tighter short leather skirt.  It looked as though she had painted it on.  In my stupidly half inebriated state, I said something that I would normally never ever say.  I blame the ‘Merkan version of Guinness.

“Damn gurl, did you have to melt that thing on, or did it come attached to yer hips?”

She smiled and kept walking, her friends giggling in the background.

Next thing I knew, I was getting slapped in the back of the head.  I don’t know what for.  I was just genuinely concerned for the girls well being.   :)

So, I pulled Red to the side at the bridge and whispered one of my best lines, as the setting sunrays made her ginger ringlets radiate like threads of gold. 

She playfully started trying to knee me, where I didn’t need to be kneed.  Accidently, she went a bit high with her playful game and I hit a higher note.  I let on that it was worse than it was, so she and I hobbled back to me truck. 

All is well now, thankfully.

I must have a target on my head that only women see!   :)

Moral of rambling:  Keep your big mouths shut, men.