Gone Fishin’

Whenever I need to clear my head, I go fishing.  It is very therapeutic.  You sit there for what seems like an eternity, then if you are really lucky, one of the slimy beast will gnaw on your bait.  If you are quick enough, you’ll snag the little bastard and reel it in.  Come to think of it, fishing is like dating.  You put your best bait out there for the lass’ and hope that one stops to check you out.  And, oh the thrill if you snag one!  ;)

I like to fish for catfish.  They are the slimiest and the most atrocious critters to swim in fresh water.  Once hooked, they fight, splash, run under logs, and do anything to keep from being brought into the sunlight.  When you do get them up on the dock, they hiss and poo like some sort of hideous creature from the underworld.  I’ve been pooped on before.  My hand has also been sliced open while fighting the buggers!  They are quite tasty, even if they do eat other fish’s poo.

Dr. Don and myself will be heading to the lake house in the morn.  I hope we catch something!  :)

Cantaloupe of Hope

My love for cantaloupe started when I was a lad. I really began to appreciate the luscious melon about ten years ago. It was a blisteringly hot July morning, when me, my stepdad, and a couple of his friends went deep sea fishing 80 miles off the coast of South Carolina. At the time, I was being a good lad and not drinking any alcohol; in fact, I had bought a twelve pack of sodas to take with us before we left.

After a three and a half hour boat ride, we arrived on the fishing grounds in the Gulf Stream. I had been deep sea fishing before, but this was an all day gig. I baited my hook with the slimmest squid parts I could find and as soon as the weights hit bottom, I had two Red Snappers yanking on the rod and reel. I battled it out with Red Snapper, Grouper, Trigger fish, and Amber jacks until I tired.

The drunks got drunker, and I got dehydrated in the afternoon sun. I went into the galley of the boat, where the drinks were being cooled, and found nothing but case after case of Bud Light, an American Beer. I went back outside to find one drunk pulling in an Amber Jack and two others puking over the side.

After a minute or two of looking around aimlessly on a boat that I was not familiar with, I asked the Captain and first mate if they knew where the sodas were. They were both clueless. The first mate offered me his last soda, but I declined even though I was extremely parched.

So, I went and knocked back a beer and laid down on the small couch in the galley. That was a major mistake. It didn’t take long for the rolling waves in my stomach to match the five foot waves of the Atlantic Ocean.

I went back outside and joined the drunks vomiting over the side. The first mate checked on me yet again. I managed to get together enough energy to fish some more while we trolled with live bait. I managed to snag myself a lovely amberjack that weighed in at around 25lbs. Not long after I caught it and another bloke caught an even larger one, and we started the long journey home.

All of the drunks decided to go lay down, so I stayed on deck with the first mate. I was so dehydrated and exhausted by this point that I could barely talk or keep my eyes open. He went to a cooler that was concealed by seats and pulled out a huge cantaloupe. He cleaned his fish knife off in the salty Atlantic and whacked it in half. Then, he preceded to hand me half of it. I kindly whispered a thank you but I’m fine remark, but he gave it to me anyway. I kindly thanked him and ate every bit of that melon without one utensil.

cantaloupe

Every time I eat a cantaloupe, I think of that day. I might have fell over dead in a few more minutes, if he hadn’t of demanded that I take the half. It is a marvelous fruit of nature that holds so many nutrients. It is my favourite food in the summer time. It captures my imagination with its knotted ropes over a lush green surface rind. Well, everything captures my imagination. :)

Cantaloupe Chunks

What say you? Do you dig Cantaloupe? What is your favourite summer fruit or vegetable? :)