Hot ‘n Cold

On my way out the door for a day of hiking and taking gorgeous photos (I hope).  I have much to say, but I don’t have time.  I’m grateful that this week is behind me!  Nothing bad though, just a few wee set backs. 

Anyhew, I’m leaving you with a song by Katy Perry, America’s version of Lily Allen.  The ironic thing is that she hosted the MTV EMA’s.  She’s HOT…ahem…drifting off into dreamland…and probably cold.  Sigh.   :)

have a grand weekend all!

Khaboom!

If you are reading this, then the world must still exist.  Those whacky scientist and physicists at CERN are supposed to fire up the LHC at 08:30 GMT on the 10th of September, 2008.  If all goes to plan, they’ll find the “God” particle.  If it doesn’t go to plan, we are liable to be sucked into a black hole created by the LHC or it could pierce a hole in the Van Allen belt

Maybe it’ll have a massive hiccup, and they will have to work on it for another twenty years.  I understand their desire to discern the unknown.  But, they are messing around with things that could have adverse affects on humanity as a whole.  I’m not going to hold my breath.  In fact, I’m going to catch some zzz’s, and hope I wake up tomorrow.  :)

Peace!

Sentimental Bugger, I am

Last night I got my hands on a new leaked song by Lily Allen.  It brought back memories of a lass that I haven’t heard from in quite some time.

It was over a year ago now.  We were moving fast.  I was scared.  I want and wanted kids at the time, but the very fact that she brought having kids up after two weeks, scared me to bits.  She took a house key one morning, leaving me to dream about her.  When I asked her about it, she played it off.  We didn’t have a lot in common except for the need for someone.  We were just playing, so to speak.

The next evening at around nine, she texted me saying that she’d be at my house in around thirty minutes.  So, I decided to play a little trick on her.  I cut off all the lights in the house except for the one in the den, and I turned down the tele.  I quietly listened for her to drive up.  I was scheming up a trick, when the headlights of her car blinded me through the office window.  Knowing that she had a key, I ran into the den and laid down on the sofa and pretended to be sleeping.

The clatter of her high heels echoed through the house, as she made her way up the steps.  Moments later, her keys jingled a rhythmic tune, as she fought with the door.  I smilingly laid there not making a sound.  Seconds later her keys crashed against the slate steps.  She banged against the door, and screamed, “Jefferson, let me in”.  I laughed.

After wrangling around with the keys in the dark for a minute, she finally made it through the entry way.  She came bursting through the den out of breath.  I peered through the slit of my eye to discover her angry countenance transform to one of warmth.  She quietly laid down her pocket book on the end table and came and kneeled down beside me.  I was fighting with all my might not to laugh.

She put her hand on my chest and whispered, “Wake up”.

I couldn’t hold it in any longer, so I yelled, “Boo”!

She was a bit taken aback for a second but proceeded to grab my shirt, and demanded, “You fucker, you were awake the whol’ timee, weren’t ya”?.

We rolled off the sofa and onto the floor whilst laughing uncontrollably.

We laughed a lot.  :)

A few days later, I mucked that all up.  I learned a valuable lesson though!

Who is this bloke, Jefferson Davis anyway?

I talk about me self way too much.  I don’t post enough.  All of this is true.  Yep!  Welcome to my world.  So, who the heck is this Jefferson Davis chap?

Welp, he is a very complicated dude with a simple core.  He has more persona’s than he can name.  Some of which are more active than others.  Sometimes they drive him mad with all the chatter about what to do or what to say.  You’ll find some of them listed below.

Jefferson: This character takes nothing from no one.  He awaits a fight and sometimes initiates them just for the thrill.  He is a born rebel and rails against any sort of rule that he doesn’t agree with.  He knows what he wants and he knows how to get it.  He lets anger rule his world.

Shane: He is just a poor ol’ sod.  He lacks confidence and lets people run all over him.  He’s very charitable and will do anything for anyone.  He’s honest and kind.  He couldn’t lie, if he tried with all of his might.  He’s just trying to find his place in the world.  He’s got two left feet and stumbles a lot.  A quiet and cordial lad if there ever was one.  Shane also likes to poke fun at himself before anyone else has the opportunity to do so.

Sean: This fella is fascinated by the world.  He is extremely artistic.  He doesn’t see people, he envisions an amalgamation of abstract forms and colours.  He doesn’t hear music, he sees swirling notes of every pigment in the rainbow flutter out of wind instruments, twist off of strings, and bounce off of percussion instruments.  He turns picturesque scenes into words and amorous memories into drawings.  Most of his idols were from the Romanticist era.  He is a dreamer.

Sam: Well, this bloke can not be trusted.  He is sneaky.  This is the one you have to watch out for.  He is sly and cunning.  He is a thrill seeker that loves a challenge.  He seems like a simpleton, but that is just what he wants you to think.  Sam is quite nefarious!

Davis: He follows in his fathers foot steps.  He chases after women in the day, night, and everywhere in between.  He’s worse than a rabbit!

In the end, what does Jefferson Davis want in life?  Ah, he wants what ever other decent man wants.  A graceful (insert laughter here) woman that’ll put up with his antics, a good job, a few wee brats, and a chance to grow old gracefully.

So, I’ve made a buffoon of myself.  Now it’s your turn.  That’s right!  It’s meme time, baby!

Take a minute or two and come up with four or five personas within yourself.  We all have a good side, a bad side, a happy side, and a weird side.  Name your characters and tell the world a bit about each of them.  It is good to laugh at yourself from time to time.

This is open to anyone who would like to do it.  Do it when you can and let me know.  Once you’ve done it, I’ll add a link to the bottom of the post.

If you need any inspiration, just watch the video below.  That Lily Allen has a few million characters rolling around in her head.  I’ve been following her for a long time.  I like her because she’s got spunk.  She’s supposed to come out with a new album soon.

au revoir