Happy Holidays

Christmas is a grand time of year, but a strange time as well.  People help other people out when they normally couldn’t be arsed to do so.  It ensures us that there is hope for humanity after all.  I did my bit and gave more than I could afford, but that’s what it is all about, yes?  Mind you, I’m not complaining.  I have a warm place to stay and a roof over my head.  That’s more than a lot of people have.  I do my best to remind myself of that every holiday season. 

I’m going to do my best in the new year to stop griping as much and stop using emoticons.  I loath and love the holidays.  As a single man, I’m reminded more than ever how lonely a single life can be.  I don’t normally tend to think of it, because I have so much school work and work that has to be done.  But, with the free time allotted during the cheery season, I’m reminded more than ever.  Family ask me over and over, “When are ya goin’ get married, JD”?  Or, they’ll tag this one on.  “Is there a woman in yer life, JD?”

As if I didn’t feel out of sync already.  Thanks Family.  They mean well.  That’s just their way of saying hurry up and get married.  My Aunt asked me on Christmas Eve like she always does, so I thought I’d mess with her a bit.

“So, Jefferson, any woman in your life?”
”I sure do.”  I stated with an enormous grin.

“Tell us ‘bout her…what’s she like?”   She asks while smiling and sitting down in an antique shield back dining chair.

“Well, she can be cold at times, but she warms up…oh boy.”  I enounced with enthusiasm.

“Really?  How old is she?”

“She’s fit and has plenty of curves, but she’s 45.”

“Ah, an older woman, aye?”

“Yep, but you’d never know it by looking at her”, I said with even more enthusiasm. 

“Is she a redhead?”

“Nope.  The only problem I have with her is that she’s blue.”

“Oh, she’s depressed…Why didn’t you bring her tonight?”  Auntie asked with curiosity.

“I couldn’t fit everyone in her.”  I stated whilst trying not to laugh.

Dazed and confused, she asked, “What?”

“She’s a ‘66 Volkswagen Beetle.”

Everyone busted into laughter and I was picked on for the rest of the night. 

Christmas was rife with drama not caused by me.  Christmas Eve, sister1, niece, nephew, and myself went over to my fathers mothers house as is the tradition.  My pops, stepmother, 4 more sisters, grandmother, two Uncles, and 2 Aunts were there to enjoy some food and watch the wee one’s open presents.  We all had a blast until there was some drama between sister1 and our father.  It was mostly her doing, but there are a lot of bad feelings there.  Things I’ve learned to accept and move on from.  It’s not healthy to hold onto bad things from the past.  The past is the past for a reason.  It shapes us, but it does not define us. 

After the drama was over, I took them home and came home to an empty house.  But, I started working on photos and forgot all about it.  The four glasses of wine might have helped.  Christmas morning, I arose before dawn and went to my sisters to watch my niece and nephew open presents.  My niece is 14 months old.  It’s entertaining to watch the wee one’s figure out how to open a present.  I helped my nephew put together a big gaming chair he received from Santa. 

Later that afternoon, I took my special chocolate oatmeal cookies to my other grandmothers house for Christmas lunch.  There was a wee bit more drama, but not as much as there was Christmas Eve.  I came home to an empty house yet again Christmas night and passed out.  The day after Christmas, I got a call from my mother.  She had just purchased me a new couch and wanted me to come pick it up.  As it happened, my neighbour needed a new couch, so after two hours of getting the old and massive couch out of my house, I gave it to him.  My cousin and one of his boys came over and helped me get the new one in as well as getting old one out.  It was a task and a half. 

I’ve spent the rest of the week sick with a cold.  The new couch has been thoroughly broken in though.  Hopefully the new year will bring good tidings to me and to you as well.

So, how was your Christmas?

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Bully Wooly

Over the past few months, I’ve heard a lot of anti bully talk and slogans.  I don’t like bullies any more than the next person, but if it were not for the bullies in my past, I wouldn’t be the person I am today.  I might be timider or a total jerk.  Only God knows what I would have become if I hadn’t of stood up for myself in high school after years of torment.

Everyone thinks that because I went to private school, I had it made and didn’t have to contend with such things as bullies, drugs, and threats.  Nothing could be further from the truth.  When I finished high school, I was five feet tall.  I was a small lad that weighed a total of 100 lbs. soaking wet.  At my school, we had around 30 kids in each grade.  It was a small school that I loved. However, when I was a sophomore, the principal started letting kids that had been kicked out of public school, attend our school.  So, all the ingrates whose families could afford private school, came to our school.  That’s when things started to change.

We had this one tall heavy set fella at our school that took joy out of picking little shites like me up and throwing us across a room.  He also enjoyed stuffing us into lockers and pulling our boxers up to our heads.  One day after lunch, I caught him strangling a friend for money.  I yelled for him to stop.  A few seconds later, a teacher came around the corner and he stopped.  He pointed at me, and said, “I’m going to get you, Davis, after school”.

Frankly, I was terrified.  I managed to skip by him, when my ride pulled up.  What he said nagged at me all weekend.  I was boxing with my father that Sunday and almost knocked him off of a three story deck.  I was so nervous Monday morning that I begged my mother to let me stay home.  I ended up going to school that morning, regardless of the consequences. 

Somehow, I managed to sneak by him all day.  The clan of nerds that I was the leader of brought lunch to my hideout in the janitors closet.  The rest of the day dragged on.  One teacher asked me what was wrong, because I was shaking so bad that she could barely read my writing.  I wanted to tell her, but I didn’t.

After the final bell rang, I decided to take the back exit that no one ever used to access the area where parents picked up their kids.  As I furiously ran around the corner towards the exit, a foot tripped me, and I went sliding into the lockers.  Before I could turn around, big boy and his cronies were picking me up like a feather.  I yelled for help, but to no avail.  My eyes darted back and forth searching for anyone to help, but only the girlfriends were there to watch me get beat senseless. 

He grabbed me by the collar of my shirt and started picking me up.  It wasn’t that I was necessarily scared of him, it had more to do with the threat and the time that had passed thinking about it.  As he lifted me off the ground, I grew a spine and kicked his knee in as hard as I could.  I had legs of steel back then and still do.  We both fell to the frigid January ground and he started screaming.  The next thing I knew a minute had passed and I was still beating him senseless.  The principle came and after a time of pacing back and forth in the principles office, I explained what happened.   With a tearful, girly, cry, he said that he was just going to scare me. 

We became somewhat friends.  The last thing I heard about him was that he was in jail for attempted theft of an ATM.  I saw him about five years ago.  He was still going on about me busting his kneecap.  That may have been the first time I had to stand up for myself outside of the home, but definitely not the last.  Every time a new student would enter our school with an attitude, they’d test the dominate little shite, me.  But, thanks to big boy, they’d be fully warned ahead of time. 

Ever since I got into that fight in 2007, I’ve not had to be in another.  I don’t like to fight.  I’ll do just about anything to avoid it, but sometimes it is a necessity.  I realise that school is a lot different these days, but the basic rules still apply.  Take down the biggest one and the rest will flee.  Mind you, I’m not encouraging physical altercations, but you’ve got to stand up for yourself and others at some point.

P.S.:  I’ll be back Christmas Day with an inspirational post, I hope.

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Then and Now

In September of 2005, I started this whacky, artsy, and slightly insane blog.  I was flipping through the archives the other day and realised that I have grown up a lot.  There is still much maturing that needs to happen to me and the blog, but who wants to grow up, really?

I used to post intimate relationship matters.  Thankfully for me and the kind readers, I don’t do that anymore.  I’ve learned a great deal about people and the world through this harebrained experiment we call the blogosphere.  I’m grateful that I’ve met so many interesting and inspiring people.

This thing started because I was planning for a trip to Ireland and was searching iTunes for a podcast that might give me some tips.  I happened upon a podcast hosted by two expats living in Belfast, Northern Ireland.  I learned a considerable amount from their show, albeit most of the information was a twisted version of the truth.

The chap producing and hosting the show was inspiring, so I started a wee blog over on blogspot.  I don’t have much use for the guy, but like it or not, his podcast is the reason I started this crazy thing.  It has died and been reborn several times in the last six years.

Blogs are strange things, really.  They are our own personal space filled with our thoughts, dreams, and opinions on whatever subject we choose to discuss on a given day.  It feels private, but it is far from it.  Reading another persons blog is like breaking into their house and reading their diary with their permission.  It’s odd, but the world is odd.  The world is a smaller place because of it and I am very grateful for all of the friends I’ve made.

It is my greatest hope to keep blogging and learning from others.  In 2006, I was in a local pub having a pint and giving the poor sod beside me an earful of my relationship woes, when a nerdy (young version of myself) bloke came running up to me asking if I was the guy on that infamous podcast.  By late 2006, I had started my own podcast, so I was hoping that he was talking about my show.  He was talking about the other show that I was on in June of 2006.  I said that yes it was me and he brought his girlfriend over to meet me.  I told him what really happened on that particular show and he insisted on buying me another pint that I didn’t need.

After that I decided to work hard on the content of the blog and the podcast.  I managed to get the infamous Dr. Don to join the show.  He added hilarity and honesty that you can’t find just anywhere.  In Episode 25, Brian F. made his debut.  He made sure I didn’t go off the deep end with my rants and kept the facts straight.  He also added even more humour to the show.  A few months later Dario Sanchez graced us with his presence.  He’s hilarious and brilliant.  Not long after that, Brian managed to get the smart, funny, and talented Baino to join.  At around the same time, that famous and cantankerous auld fella, Grandad, joined the ranks on episode 44.  And finally, the infamous and hilarious K8 the Gr8 made her entrance and exit on Episode 50, Kilos of Craic.

I thoroughly enjoyed the podcast and would hope to produce one in the future.  There was no money in it, just the joy of getting together with people you know and talking about the craziest topics.  We all knew that we were having some sort of effect on someone somewhere.  When we stopped doing the show, we had several hundred listeners.  Not that many in podcast terms, but enough to encourage us to keep it going.  However, it was taxing on us all.  We had to line up a time to meet across 15 time zones.  It was far from easy but well worth it.

This blog has died off since those pioneering days of blogging and podcasting.  I was going through my own hell and everyone seemed to be going in different directions.  The content started to suffer, so I almost pulled the plug.  Thankfully, I kept it up as more of an archive than anything else.  I started to fall apart like an old stone wall ravaged by storms, but I am gradually rebuilding the wall, one stone at a time.  I can only hope I put them back in the correct order.  :)

I would not be the man, good or bad, I am today without the lot of you  Thank You all…

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Goosebumps and Lumps

Yesterday, I went hiking up at Jones Gap State Park, where I volunteered last year.  I decided to hike the most operose trail available, Hospital Rock.  It is estimated to be between 4.5 and 5 miles long.  The terrain starts out on a fairly level grade and steadfastly transforms to a steep and craggy path, if a person would be so kind as to call it a path.  It is more like an ancient path that has been recently discovered. 

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Ancient boulders act as markers while pieces of kyanite, smoky quartz, garnet, tourmaline, and pyrite litter the trail.  All it takes is a wee bit of wonderment to spot them glistening in the rays of sun filtering through the trees.  This particular trail has its own history that is mostly made up of old stories that could be as much fiction as they are non-fiction.  The story states that Confederate soldiers hid out under a massive rock that has a large cavern under it.  It is said that these men hid out there to mend their wounds after the Civil War was over.  No one seems to know who was there or for how long.  One thing is for certain after witnessing the rock for myself, many campfires have been lit there over the centuries.  The ceiling, or underside of the rock, is laden with a thick layer of carbon.

There are dozens of trails in the Upstate of South Carolina that have been used for centuries.  People tend to forget about the Native Americans, Cherokee in this area, that have roamed this land since the Bison were here.  They cut out these trails for trade.  Then, the white man (me ancestors) came and used them for the same purpose along with the movement of soldiers from one fort or village to another.  They were used considerably during the Revolutionary War as a tactical advantage to surprise the Red Coats.  They were used yet again during the Civil War for the same purpose.  The element of surprise is a grand one.  During prohibition, they were used to transport moonshine.  They are still being used today, albeit at a lesser extent, to transport illegal narcotics.

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The history behind these places is what drives me to keep returning.  Along with the fact that being one with nature is a way of ridding one’s self with the woe’s of this MAD modern society.  It is imperative that we get away from the madness as much as possible to cleanse our minds and souls.  That is exactly what I was doing yesterday, when I heard a light rustling of leaves below me.

I stopped in my tracks and listened closely.  I heard the snapping of twigs down in the ravine between two ridges.  I looked down and discovered something black crawling through the woodlands.  I couldn’t make a figure out through the vibrantly green foliage, but I knew what it was just by its heavy breathing.  Black Bears are out in large numbers this year due to their native habitat being destroyed by man, so that man can have a plusher house overlooking the valley. 

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I lightly walked up the trail, being careful not to make a sound as I passed him or her.  It is better to leave them alone, and they’ll leave you alone.  Unless, however, you happen to be carrying food and they are hungry.  They are inquisitive and powerful creatures that I respect.  That is the problem with mankind.  We have lost respect for that which could tell us the most about ourselves.

About a half mile past the bear, I heard a light buzzing on the trail.  I was breathing heavily due to the 3,000ft ascent I was climbing.   The buzzing got louder and as I was about to turn around, I caught the glimpse of a dozen or so dirt daubers coming straight towards me.  I had dealt with these beast of the sky before, so I decided to use the same tactic that worked well in the last scenario – run!

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The 35lbs. of gear that had been weighing on my shoulders suddenly became light as a feather, as I ran through the forest.  I looked back to see if they were still following me and managed to tumble over some rocks, banging my shin up in the process.  I ended up not making it to the Rock.  I was exhausted and didn’t want to fight the dirt daubers again.  They really don’t like something about me.  I get chased by them every year up there!

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I passed by where I discovered the black bear but didn’t see him or her anywhere.  He or she was close to the river, so it may have been on its way down to do some fishing or bathing.  After all of the excitement, I headed home and passed out.  Another day in the life of Jefferson Davis.  Smile

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There are nights when I lie awake pondering what I accomplished on that particular day.  I contend that we should treat everyday as if it were our last.  According to western medicine, the clock stopped on me a long time ago.  I bewilder doctors to no end.  I tell them that I’m running on God’s good humour.  They laugh and tell me how lucky I am to be alive. 

All of us get into routines and we forget about what is truly important in the grand scheme of life.  We are here for a short time.  What we do with that time is paramount.  We all lose sight of that from time to time.  Admittedly, I don’t always practice what I preach.  I am anything but perfect.  Tonight, however, I can rest peacefully knowing that I did something good.

I picked up my nephew from school, as I do everyday as well as taking him to school.  I stepped up to the plate to help out until sister 1 gets back.  I picked him up from school and brought him to my house, so he could help me cut up some dead pine trees.  I grabbed a sharpened axe out of the shop and started teaching him how to cut logs.  I demonstrated how to cut a V into the log, chopping at one angle and then changing hands and chopping from the opposite angle.  I finished cutting the log and handed the axe to him.  After a few roughly delivered blows to the log, he got mad, dropped the axe, and stomped off. 

One of the biggest lessons to learn in life is to be determined towards your goals.  I am rebellious and downright tenacious.  These qualities lend themselves well to a person of my complexity….

BREAK:  A cousin had a PowerPoint crisis that I had to fix, so I was distracted from writing for a bit.

I grabbed the axe and told him, “Boy, you can’t give up that easily.  Look at your Uncle.  I’m blind in one eye and can’t see out of the other, yet I do more than has ever been expected of me.  I was told I’d never be able to drive, and I drive two lovely vehicles wherever and whenever I want.  Doctors told your Grandmother and grandfather that I’d have to go in a home and that I’d never be able to live on my own, and I’ve been on my own for close to two decades.  According to western medicine, I’m not supposed to be alive, but I’m alive with piss and vinegar running through my veins.  I had to wear leg braces when I was a lad and am very lucky to be walking today.  And, I vigorously kick butt and chase skirts on a daily basis”. 

“These problems or disabilities, if you must call them that, that I have make me a stronger person.  I am who I am because of the pain and suffering I have endured.  It took me a long time to realise that.  I hope it don’t take you as long.  You’ve got to have passion in your life and put all that you are into everything that you do.  In my opinion, that is the only way to live.  That log that you gave up on is mocking you.  You’ve got to respect it because it is a part of mother nature, but you’ve got to show it who is boss.”

He went on to split that log and a few other small logs.  I am doing my best to teach him discipline.  He is twelve and has the attitude of a twelve year old.  He doesn’t give me lip because he knows I don’t put up with it.  The grand thing about being an Uncle is that I can send him home, if he gets to be too much of a thorn in my side. 

Serious, he’s a good lad and I do my best to pass on some vital life lessons.  He unwittingly is teaching me how to be a parent even though I’m not one. 

P.S.:  I must sincerely apologise for not posting in such a long time.  I’m going to make a valiant effort to post something of worth more often.  I’m very busy at present, like so many others, but I’ll do my best to respond to any remarks in a timely manner.  Thank you all for your kind words and support over the years.  There’s quite a few of you that have influenced my life more than you realise.  I’m grateful for all of you.  Have a grand week all