A Mans Meal

About two or three nights a month I have to do audits and resets overnight.  I hate working third shift.  I’m very thankful that I don’t have to do it all the time unlike so many of my co-workers.  It should really be outlawed.  Nobody should have to work overnight.  It ruins your life.  I did . . . → Read More: A Mans Meal

Twilight Tea

Sleepy eyes.

Feet dragging from the bedroom to the cool kitchen tiles.

Weary eyes peer out the window pane over the sink to find a moonlit wind swept drive.

Peek into a mysterious cupboard to discover Early Grey awaiting a pour.

Half and Half or Straight?

Hot kettle screeches a wakening tune breaking the subdued silence of twilight.

Inhalation of steamy rousing . . . → Read More: Twilight Tea

Artistic Licence

One day last week, I was at work doing audits and such as I do everyday when a box of screws fell and splattered into a marvellous figure of a dolphin.  Seeing the dolphin in the jumble of screws, I studied it lying lying there on the frigid concrete floor.  A moment later my boss came . . . → Read More: Artistic Licence

Lady in Black

I have for years been terrified of getting involved with a woman that my father has had relations with in the past.  In fact, I have asked women in the past if they knew of my father.  He’s a great man and all, but…ahem…to say he’s a ladies man would be putting it lightly. 

Last . . . → Read More: Lady in Black

Otus asio

A couple of days ago, I was having an arduous day at work.  I was in the back doing inventory, when I heard one of my fellow employee’s call me to the front.  I went to him and asked what the problem was, and he said, “Two more fuckin’ Mexican’s just came in – you help . . . → Read More: Otus asio