Tipping Point

I need someone to kick me in the arse and tell me to bite me lower lip and take it like a man.  Take what, you ask?  A liberal professor that teaches at my University.  She’s not a bad person, just a woman that tries to push her views upon the rest of us.  I don’t think that politics belong in the classroom.  The class is supposed to be about Juvenile Justice. 

Everything she says revolves around race.  There are far more reason than race that cause juvenile delinquency.  Last Thursday, I had been sitting there quietly for half an hour whilst she ranted about race and how unequal things are in America between ‘whites’ and ‘blacks’.  Twenty or Thirty years ago I would have agreed with her, but not now.  A minority has just as much, if not more, of a chance than anyone else.  If you want to get technical, I’m a minority.  Blue-eyed people only make up 2.2% of the world population.  And, green-eyed people only make up .006% of the world population.  I’m somewhere in between, I guess.  Mind you, these statistics were taken from Wikipedia and are only estimates. 

There are several things that cross the line with me.  You don’t talk badly about the disabled.  You don’t make fun of Southerners.  You don’t make fun of Americans without expecting a retort from me.  And, you don’t make fun of the Irish without getting a counter from me.  I know what you’re going to say, if you’re Irish.  We don’t need your help, JD.  And, we didn’t ask for it.  I know you don’t need my help, but there is something at the core of my being that requires me to stand up what is right and to stand up for those that are not there to retort nonsense.  I’d stand up for a Yankee just as much as I would a Southerner, if I thought that he or she was unjustly being ridiculed.

Back to the professor.  She said that ‘white’ people try use the Irish as an example of Europeans being enslaved, but the Irish have never been enslaved.  “That’s a joke”, she said.  By this point, I had been listening to her for half an hour and my pulse shot up to at least 150 bpm.  I was so mad that my hands and arms were shaking.  If that would have been a man, he’d still be picking his teeth up off the floor with broken fingers.  It wasn’t necessarily what she said, it was how she jokingly played it off. 

With my arms still shaking, I went into a five minute brief history of Irish history.  After interrupting me several times, she finally said that the Irish weren’t scribed on the US Constitution as three fifths of a person.  So, I had to shut up deal with the rest of her rhetoric.   I didn’t have a comeback.  How in the effing hell am I supposed to come back from that one?

Then, one of the country girls defended saying the N word because it is in the media all the time.  The professor and her went back and forth arguing about it for thirty minutes.  There was no way I was going anywhere near that.  That would be political suicide. 

Going into her class is like pulling teeth.  It is the same old new age liberal bunk.  She has every right to be liberal and I have every right to be a Traditionalist with a tinge of old school liberal to mix it up a bit.   I know their playbook and she is reading from it word for word.  The 2012 election is drawing near, so they are pulling out every trick in the book.  One thing that they are pushing in the media is to perpetuate white guilt.  Why should I feel guilty about something that happened way before my time?  This presidential race will be about race once again. 

The sad thing is that most young people, black and white, know nothing about their families history.  How can a person make an informed decision without knowing their own history and the history of the country the live in?  How can we hope to not to repeat the past if we don’t know the past?  America will fall from the inside, if we don’t stop bickering amongst ourselves. 

The last thing I said to her was that we need to move on.  We need to know our history, but we should not be confined by it.  It is a shrine to visit, not a cell to be jailed in.  We are adrift on perilous seas with sails torn to shreds.  Will we let the winds push us into the craggy shore or will we work together and row towards the sandy beach?  Time will tell. 

I would like nothing better than to spend my life taking serene photographs and write poetry, but I can’t.  If I let the politicians and professors alike go unchecked, they’ll be no country left for my nieces, nephews, and my kids (big if there).  The old attitude of just letting them be will not suffice anymore.  I will be stomping the streets this election season.  Leave no stone unturned, I say.

So, onto my question, what is the best way to deal with this lady whom I respect but dislike politically? 

P.S.:  A few weeks ago, I contacted An Garda Siochána about interviewing a Garda.  They got back to me within a few hours and properly told me to feck off.  It was quite hilarious.

Valentinus Play

I blame it all on Pope Gelasius I.  He’s the one that started this whacky holiday.  I jest, of course.  Valentine’s Day is a grand holiday for those that have someone and a torrid day of shite for the rest of us that or either too high and mighty or too damaged to be of any use to anyone.  If you really think about it, the day is crappy for most folks.  People that are married or in a relationship go out and spend money they don’t have in order to impress upon their loved one that they love them.

The whole commercialisation of Valentine’s Day makes me sick, but I’ll admit that it is nice to come home to a cooked meal.  That’s all I need to feel special.  I believe that I can write a poem far superior to anything poor blokes can buy in a store.  Mind you, not all guys can do that.  But, they can, if they try, come up with something better than what they can buy.  And ladies, if you can’t cook, put on a little something special.  We men are easily impressed by little to no clothing!

May I prevail upon the lot of you to dig deep into your hearts this year and do something special for your significant other?  The northern hemisphere world is still in an economic crisis, so do yourself and me a feckin’ favour, don’t spend money you don’t have.  Pretentiousness and narcissistic attitudes are the reason we are in this mess.  Stop it now.  The best thing we can all do is learn from our past mistakes and do our best not to make them again. 

To me, at least, the most important aspect of St. Valentine’s Day is to tell that special person in our lives how we truly feel about them without holding back.  It is better to be honest than not.  But, if you think she’s fat, don’t say it!  Especially on Valentine’s Day! 

There are men and women out there that have given up on ever finding anyone.  My advice is to never give up and never surrender.  I’ve been kicked, beat with a pocket book (primary days.  I deserved it.), slapped, kneed, whacked across the nose (Welsh chick.  I was legless, but I’m quite sure I didn’t say anything to deserve a whack across the bridge of my nose.), and used.  I’m as crazy about women now as I was in my youth. 

Sometimes we have to make that nervous first step, but if we don’t, we’ll never know what would’ve happened.  My grandfather used to say that the things we don’t do are as important as the things we do.  It took me years to figure that one out.   

To all the men out there:

Stop grunting and pointing.  You wife/girlfriend is not your momma or your maid.  Stop treating her like a piece of property and be glad someone loves your sorry arse.  Listen to their overly narrative stories even though you find them horrendously boring.

To all the women out there:

Stop bitchin’ and moaning.  Sure, your man is a piece of shite.  Well, you picked him.  Deal with what you’ve got and try to make the best of it.  If you care for your man, get involved in the things that he likes to do and he might just do the same. 

I realise this is an oddly formed post, but in my own defence, I am hopped up on cold medicine.  I’m going to bugger off to count some drunken sheep.  I hope you all have a very Happy Valentine’s Day.

I leave you with something that keeps me busy on days like these.  Mind you, this is not my bug, but I do love the sound.  Smile