Impatience

“What the fuck is your problem?”

I stare blankly into the mans jowly and worn face.

“What is the fucking holdup?”  He demands whilst barreling over me.

I mutely swing around and point to the two cars spilling their precious fluids onto the pavement, and more importantly, the pregnant Hispanic woman wailing a river of tears over her son. 

He jerks back and says, “Shit, I’m going to be late.

The other driver, a middle-aged woman adorning a stylish business suit, curses 911 on the mobile while kicking what used to be the front end of her blue BMW M5.

“Are you alright?”  I plead whilst surveying the little boy.

“I’m alright”, says the lady in the business suit.

I lean down and ask the lad if he is alright.  He nods that he is alright,  while rivulets of blood trickle from his brow onto the cold asphalt. 

“Are you alright, Ma’am?”  I ask as the sun reflects off of the stream of tears dripping off of her chin. 

She blurts out Spanish so fast that I can’t understand what she’s saying.

“Está bien, Señora?  -  Are you alright, Ma’am?”

“Hijo mi está herido  -  My son is hurt”, she answers while wiping off his forehead with her sweatshirt.

“Estancia aquí  -  Stay here”, I scream over the haunting sirens coming from the east of our position.

I go back to my truck and grab a blanket.  I look back to discover a sea of cars backed up a quarter mile.  I run into a winded construction worker and ask him if he has any road cones.  He runs back to his truck and starts setting them out so that we don’t get ran over by a speeding eejit.

Just as I return and put the blanket over the boy so he doesn’t get cold, the fire crew arrives.  The white collared woman continues to pace back and forth and rant on the mobile.  As they start examining the boy, the fire chief pulls me to the side and ask me what happened.  As I begin to tell him what I saw, the expecting woman cries, “Señor…Señor…Señor.”

I run over to her and her son, and the medic says that they are going to take him to the hospital for x-rays to make sure that minor cuts is all he has.

The woman, we’ll call her, Maria, pleads with me to talk to her in Spanish.

I translated the best I could for the medic.  She asks me to call her husband so I do and hand her the mobile as the ambulance arrives.

She hands over the phone and hugs me whilst screaming, “Gracias, señor”.

The medics check her over after loading the boy onto a stretcher and into the ambulance.  I give her my card and stay behind to be interviewed by the fire chief, highway patrol, and an already on the scene claims adjustor. 

That was the ending to a very hectic week.  The father called me a few hours ago and said the young boy was fine.  To top it all off, I’m finished with the project I’ve been working on for three weeks.  Have a great weekend everyone.  Many apologies for not posting for a few days.

Monday Moan – Inconsiderate Buggers

This morning I had to go to the local home improvement supply store for about the hundredth time in the past month.  I picked up a few tubes of caulk, flirted with the paint lady, and talked amongst my new found friends.  Everyone loves you, when you consistently spend money at their place of business. 

Upon my return to the truck, a fierce wind arrived and a light pelting of rain splattered against the frigid tarmac.  I sped away and got on the six lane highway en route to my destination.  Just as I was about to turn off , a ‘67 Camaro came into my rippled view.

The hood was up and an older gentleman in denims and a glue and white flannel shirt was hovering over the engine.  I pulled over to the side of the road and walked over to offer any assistance.  Old cars are neat but are rarely reliable.

“Do you need any help, sir?”  I pleaded, as I pulled my jacket over my head.

“Batt’ry’s dead, u got any jump’ cables?”

“Sure, let me pull up to the side of your car”, I yelled as cars whizzed by without a thought.

I got out the jumper cables and we carefully hooked them up.  We stood there for a minute waiting for the battery to charge.  I asked him about the restoration of his car and he went on about restoring the motor.  I asked him to try and turn the motor over, so he proceeded to jump in the car and turn the key. 

As he turned the key, I moved to the side of the car to avoid being ran over.  You never know when an old car like that will jump out of gear.  The motor roared to life and he hopped out to help me collect me cables. 

I leaned over to help collect the mans tools, perhaps too far, and a black car came within inches of taking me out.  All I saw was a black blur whirring past my head.  The driver didn’t even bother to slow down.

The gentleman offered to pay me for the trouble, but I wouldn’t take it.  He followed by thanking me and we both sped away.

What has happened to the fabric of society worldwide.  People don’t give a rats arse about anyone except themselves anymore.  The common mentality these days is, “Me, Me, Me”.  What ever happened to “WE"”? 

Mind you, I am anything but perfect.  There are some people that I wouldn’t help, but even then, I’d offer to make a call for them. 

How was your Monday?

Paved City Centre (by JeffersonDavis)

Sunday Jukebox

I would greatly appreciate it if you all would do me a wee favour.  You see, I’m saving up for a new Lens for me camera.  Every time someone clicks on an add, I get a wee droplet of cashola in me account.  I’m not one to beg for anything, but please harmlessly click on one.  It won’t hurt, I promise.  :)

To show you folks that I am a gentleman, I’ll make you a promise.  From Monday ‘til the blogosphere falls off the economic precipice that we are all being pushed over, I’ll blog once a day excluding Sunday, of course.  I’m not sure what ‘ll blog about.  Perhaps how I’m sick of talking to wood floors and tile that don’t talk back until dark. 

break (by JeffersonDavis)

The blog will be eccentric in nature just like its owner.  One day, I may write a wee poem.  Then next day, I may rant about latex paint.  You never know what you’ll find, when you click over the border to Davisville. 

P.S.:  Congrats to all that won and didn’t win at the IBA’s

P.P.S.:  For your musical entertainment on this grand Sunday, I present to you, Love Story by Taylor Swift.  Why her you ask?  Is it not obvious?    :)

Flippin’

I am beat.  The past week was a long one.  I have been plastering, sanding, priming, and painting a house for the past few days.  The house I am working on is over a hundred years old.  It has beautiful oak floors that are in dyer need of sanding and refinishing, so I must attend to that first thing Monday morning. 

This particular house has three ginormous bedrooms and beautiful motifs encircling each light and and ornate decorations around each archway.  I have fallen in love with this house even though it is haunted.  Tis a gorgeous place during the day but scary as hell after the solar rays wave their last goodbye behind the blue ridge mountains. 

The floors creak, the walls moan, and the chimney’s whistle a ghastly tune every time the wind gets up.  Last night, I flipped off all the lights and walked to the back of the house to make sure everything was locked.  As I made my way down the benighted narrow hallway, I saw a wee lads shadow scurry around the corner. 

It was at this moment that I realised that it was me as a lad.  You see, the house that I am fixing up for me Mum is the very same house that I spent eight years of my youth running around in.  The house is haunted in more ways that one.  I have a lot of good memories from that era of my youth and some bad one’s too. 

Muscles are screaming and bones are aching.  I’ll catch up with the lot of you on the morrow.

P.S.:  I am indeed a jack of all trades.  I can solder copper water tubing one minute and write poetry the next.  Don’t tell anyone though.  I have enough work to do!   :)