That’s right ladies and gentleman, I’m through with uni for a few weeks! There is no telling what I’ll manage to get myself into between now and then. Heck, you wouldn’t believe what I got myself into after the finals last night.
I have a wee bit of a studio in my house, where I photograph everything from smoke to water drops. After the test, I and the woman from “Three Words” went out to dinner and ended up here. She sat on an old wooden stool that had been chipped and stained through the years. It has a myriad of paint spackles freckling the gorgeous dark oak grain.
Previously, I had draped a cobalt blue Muslin on the opposing wall in my studio, where I had her seated on the worn swiveling stool. I asked her to make some faces for me, so I could get some good expressionistic shots, but she didn’t move from her position, seated upright, gazing to my left at the pictures of my family on the wall.
While snapping pictures, I noticed her lips twitching, as if she was pouting. I begged and pleaded with her, making jokes and laughing at them, attempting to get a smirk or some sort of reaction out of her. I tried to make her mad, by mocking her. Finally, after several attempts, I uttered the words that I knew would get a reaction, whether it be a good one or not. I stopped clicking and hopping around like a hyper rabbit, and said, “I love you”.
Suddenly, she turned with an icy countenance that would make the most virile mans heart cease to beat. Her eyes that were once as blue as the finest cut sapphire gems, turned a fiery red and balls of fire hotter that the surface of the sun came bolting out of her eyes and towards me. I ducked to dodge them, she laughed, yanked on her ear lobe, and more fiery missiles came flying towards me. When I turned to run towards the door, I discovered all of the women I have dated and been friends with over the years. They were all snickering as the spheres of blazing embers drew closer.
Did I say this was a dream?
Well, I woke up laughing…They were all clothed!
I knew that girl was trouble!
You see, the dream was hilarious, but when went to write it, it came out…blah…
Well, if you want to read some grand post, just check out the ones listed below:
Absolute Vanilla shows off her Guinea Fowl.
Baino does a meme and tells of her distaste of Cauliflower and love of Horses. (I’ll do the meme tonight.)
Brian bitches about the weather, but loves pizza, dogs, and Triumph motorcycles!
Dodge and Shifty ponder women and wantons.
Grandad writes about Gas and Tardis.
K8 stops smokin’! (Haha…I read it!)
Photo Phil’s talent is Celebrated.
Verillion writes about banned books and Librarians.
Did I miss anyone?
If so, please let me know in the rudest way possible!
I won’t be rude!
Enjoy your break and keep sharing your gifts with us.
I’m sorry Grannymar! I skipped right over you somehow. I shall fix it asap though!
Whackadoo! School’s out . . your dreams are bizarre . . . What on earth did you do to all those women to spark the fire in their eyes (don’t answer that!)
Wu Wu school is out, that’s great! Don’t do anything I wouldn’t. Or should I say, do everything that I wouldn’t. There’s no knowing.
That’s a mad dream! So vivid too and you told it wonderfully. I held back a little gasp when I read the bit where you said “I love you”. I said uh oh! But I didn’t expect the reaction to be incredibly mutant X style!
Enjoy your break and no more dreams with fully clothed women in them, k? :p
Gx
Baino, I don’t know!
The proper question would be…what haven’t I done?
G, thank you. I didn’t expect it either. I don’t know if I’ll ever trust her again.
“Enjoy your break and no more dreams with fully clothed women in them, k?” Amen!!!!
Thanks ladies.