I’m always going on about how I see the world, the
situations I seem to get myself into, and the broken relationships. So, in order to be fair and impartial, I
figured I’d post a few remarks from my x-girlfriend, as she slammed the door in
my face. 
Her: You’ve got issues, Shane!
Me: No I don’t!
Her: Ha
Me: What are you talking about gorgeous? Be specific!
Her: That charm won’t get you anywhere with me!
Me: Wanna bet?
Her: You’ve still got a picture of that crazy bitch from Europe sitting on your desk, and you talk
about her, like she’s the fucking queen of England.
Me: I do not! She’s just a friend!
Her: Yeah Right?
Me: I’m serious.
Her: You have serious anger issues, and I am afraid that I’ll be next.
Me: I have never, and will never strike a woman! It’s not in my nature.
Her: When are you going to join us again on earth, instead of that dreamy place you reside in constantly? Can’t you just be content with me and what we have?
Me: Of course, I can.
Her: No, you can’t. I couldn’t’ bare to see that glimmer in your eyes dim.
Me: That’s Crazy. I…
Her: Call me when you get over her, work out your anger, and come back to reality.
And, that was the end of that!
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