
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you Americans out there on the internets (Bush’s word for internet, idiot). May you all be blessed with a full tummy, a good football game to watch, a fluffy couch to recline on, and sleep.
Oh America, how I love you.
There are two stories about the first Thanksgiving worth mentioning. There’s the traditional, Pilgrims were about peace and love story, and there is the Indians story, which presents the Pilgrims as savages. Make up you own mind, but I’m going to side with the Native Americans.I’m not implying that the Pilgrims were evil, but I will say that they used their advanced technology as an advantage. Eh…Well, don’t we all use our technology and intellect to our advantage.
That’s enough for now, I’m going to go weep over my truck.